I have decided to rewrite the sequel to Vamos ser Amigos. Isn't it ironic how I hate watching romance but I keep writing it? o.o But Twice Shy won't be too romancy. Yay for adventure and mystery! And the awesomeness of the awesome PRUSSIA! *birdy cheers of Gilbirds*
I won't be posting it too soon because it took me an hour of staring at the blank Microsoft Word to finally come up with an introduction. And tomorrow is the big day! Why do I say that? Because my class (that I still don't really like :/) will be going for the auditions for the NDP interclass talent show! Me, being the choreographer and stage manager...I will be running home and hiding in my blanket while waiting for my friend to text me about the judges' reaction. It is not easy to control forty people...especially when they don't really accept you just because you're not acting sociable enough.
As a writer, I go around and I will think of a random plot. Then I thought of this kind of Hetalia plot, which is a chain of stories about the most impossible things that could happen:
Spain is a mad scientist who creates the 50-foot TOMATO MONSTER. Yes, it's because Spain just loves tomatoes so much that he creates a 50-foot one that can walk around and destroy buildings and people. Another one is when USUK fangirls take over the world by infecting everyone with fangirl rabies. NON-BELIEVERS WILL BE CONVERTED!
Or if Italy and Romano find themself in a room with a dead guy and a tape recorder that goes, "I want to play a game..."
Weird, but I guess that's how we writers are! :D No! Don't go away... D:
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Sunday, 22 July 2012
Other people
I live in a private estate. Okay, private estates usually have those kind of luxury facilities like a pool, a gym, a sauna/jacuzzi, a tennis court, a READING ROOM and a PLAYROOM FOR KIDS. I like going to the reading room to do my homework or study because it's said to be quiet, it's free, it's right in the middle of the estate and it has aircon.
In March, I hosted a little reunion party for my favorite class, 6E. But I didn't book the damn barbeque pit because it costed 70 bucks and there was not much to barbeque anyway. My parents are only proactive in parties when it's about THEIR friends so they left almost all the work of the party to me. Yes, I was only 12 years old so it ended up in a disaster. First of all, one of my classmates got really hyper and excited that he ran into my patio door and we had to get an ambulance. This accident made the security guards cautious of us. We were a bunch of preteens having a pool party. However, I don't blame my classmate or the accident. I'll talk about it later in this rant. Anyway, the security guards were watching our every freaking move and took every single chance to snub us. If we put our stuff down to just hang out somewhere, one of them will come and tell us to go some other place to party. The glass at my house was currently getting cleared up, so we couldn't go there. The same thing happened at the swimming pool. Like, dude, what the hell is your problem?
When I finally stood up to them, they said, "You shouldn't be making too much of a racket. The senior citizens keep complaining." Nobody, especially senior citizens who just wanna rest, could have so much free time to keep on picking up their phone and complaining to the estate management. Besides, we were NOT making a racket at all! Another thing was that it was a Thursday, so most adults would be at work. But still, I took their word for it that it was the senior citizens complaining.
After the party, I notice parents always take their toddlers to the swimming pool and they make more noise than a cage full of gibbons and hyeenas. Nope, no security guard present. No complaints made to the management that it was too noisy.
When I go do my work at the reading room, parents and sometimes senior citizens THEMSELVES bring their kids to the reading room to play and make a racket. They stay there to enjoy the aircon and they don't go out. It makes me think that they INSIST on disturbing the other residents in the reading room because there is a bloody playroom right next to the reading room. It's either they're plain irritating or they're visually impaired.
The security guards can turn a blind eye to this, but harass me and my friends incessantly during the little gathering. WHAT THE FLIPPING HELL DOES THAT MEAN? If you're thinking, "I totally agree with you, but why can't you just complain to the management that these security guards aren't doing their job?" I jolly well have the ability to do that. It's just that if I complain and PREVENT these people from being annoying, I will be titled as 'The Selfish Little Bitch Who Hates Babies'. So in conclusion, the senior citizens weren't the ones who complained, the security guards were just biased. Yeah, everyone hates preteens and loves toddlers.
In March, I hosted a little reunion party for my favorite class, 6E. But I didn't book the damn barbeque pit because it costed 70 bucks and there was not much to barbeque anyway. My parents are only proactive in parties when it's about THEIR friends so they left almost all the work of the party to me. Yes, I was only 12 years old so it ended up in a disaster. First of all, one of my classmates got really hyper and excited that he ran into my patio door and we had to get an ambulance. This accident made the security guards cautious of us. We were a bunch of preteens having a pool party. However, I don't blame my classmate or the accident. I'll talk about it later in this rant. Anyway, the security guards were watching our every freaking move and took every single chance to snub us. If we put our stuff down to just hang out somewhere, one of them will come and tell us to go some other place to party. The glass at my house was currently getting cleared up, so we couldn't go there. The same thing happened at the swimming pool. Like, dude, what the hell is your problem?
When I finally stood up to them, they said, "You shouldn't be making too much of a racket. The senior citizens keep complaining." Nobody, especially senior citizens who just wanna rest, could have so much free time to keep on picking up their phone and complaining to the estate management. Besides, we were NOT making a racket at all! Another thing was that it was a Thursday, so most adults would be at work. But still, I took their word for it that it was the senior citizens complaining.
After the party, I notice parents always take their toddlers to the swimming pool and they make more noise than a cage full of gibbons and hyeenas. Nope, no security guard present. No complaints made to the management that it was too noisy.
When I go do my work at the reading room, parents and sometimes senior citizens THEMSELVES bring their kids to the reading room to play and make a racket. They stay there to enjoy the aircon and they don't go out. It makes me think that they INSIST on disturbing the other residents in the reading room because there is a bloody playroom right next to the reading room. It's either they're plain irritating or they're visually impaired.
The security guards can turn a blind eye to this, but harass me and my friends incessantly during the little gathering. WHAT THE FLIPPING HELL DOES THAT MEAN? If you're thinking, "I totally agree with you, but why can't you just complain to the management that these security guards aren't doing their job?" I jolly well have the ability to do that. It's just that if I complain and PREVENT these people from being annoying, I will be titled as 'The Selfish Little Bitch Who Hates Babies'. So in conclusion, the senior citizens weren't the ones who complained, the security guards were just biased. Yeah, everyone hates preteens and loves toddlers.
Seven months later...
I don't like my new class.
Yes, I totally went there. Of course, if you want to have an easy life in a school, you need your own circle of friends. But then you could always be the available one for any clique. But I like my three buddies in my clique. They are one of the reasons why I try to stop lamenting about not being able to go to an all-girls school.
I know what you're thinking. "Why would you wanna go to an all-girls school? So that you can become lesbian?" NO. So that my school projects don't always have to end up with me doing all the work. I absolutely HATE almost all the boys in my class because almost all of them are spoilt douchefaces whose lives revolve around virtually headshotting people. Before this, I had no problem against the opposite gender. I also had no problem against video games that do involve that much blood. If I grow a year older, isn't it true that I'm supposed to get more mature? I'm serious, these assholes are UNLIKEABLE. Other than their own.
I'm not a sexist. If I'm sexist, I would hate all of them without reason or thought. I would just smack there despise them only because they were born male. But I don't. Then there's also start-of-the-year Gary Stus who walk into the school gates, telling themselves that in a few years, they will become the top student of the best class wearing a student councillor uniform. And after six months of hanging out with bastards, they have become one too.
As for the girls, I have no idea. 98% of the girls are batshit crazy about KPOP and the other 2% are just standing awkwardly there with the O_O face while they go on and on about something you don't know. However, KPOP fan or not KPOP fan, they are usually the ones who at least try to get the work done with you, even if it's at the last minute.
Then again, there are a few people here and there who you just can't dislike. There will be outcasts, there will be nice people. I am very good friends with an outcast of the class. Let's give her a fake name: Alice. Alice, like me, is a crazy otaku who watches and reads 15 anime/manga and her music player is spammed with Vocaloid songs. Her bad point is that she can be a little bit overbearing and bossy. But who cares? If you're willing to be friends with someone, you tolerate them. Then you will get to know them more and tada! You form a clique. Some classmates hate her because she's bossy, others hate her because it's a bloody trend. WHAT THE HELL?! Since when did HATING trend? Whenever or whatever, to me, it's just the most stupid reason to hate someone.
I admire Alice because instead of wallowing in self pity, she actually stands up for herself in front of all these sons of bitches.
Yes, I totally went there. Of course, if you want to have an easy life in a school, you need your own circle of friends. But then you could always be the available one for any clique. But I like my three buddies in my clique. They are one of the reasons why I try to stop lamenting about not being able to go to an all-girls school.
I know what you're thinking. "Why would you wanna go to an all-girls school? So that you can become lesbian?" NO. So that my school projects don't always have to end up with me doing all the work. I absolutely HATE almost all the boys in my class because almost all of them are spoilt douchefaces whose lives revolve around virtually headshotting people. Before this, I had no problem against the opposite gender. I also had no problem against video games that do involve that much blood. If I grow a year older, isn't it true that I'm supposed to get more mature? I'm serious, these assholes are UNLIKEABLE. Other than their own.
I'm not a sexist. If I'm sexist, I would hate all of them without reason or thought. I would just smack there despise them only because they were born male. But I don't. Then there's also start-of-the-year Gary Stus who walk into the school gates, telling themselves that in a few years, they will become the top student of the best class wearing a student councillor uniform. And after six months of hanging out with bastards, they have become one too.
As for the girls, I have no idea. 98% of the girls are batshit crazy about KPOP and the other 2% are just standing awkwardly there with the O_O face while they go on and on about something you don't know. However, KPOP fan or not KPOP fan, they are usually the ones who at least try to get the work done with you, even if it's at the last minute.
Then again, there are a few people here and there who you just can't dislike. There will be outcasts, there will be nice people. I am very good friends with an outcast of the class. Let's give her a fake name: Alice. Alice, like me, is a crazy otaku who watches and reads 15 anime/manga and her music player is spammed with Vocaloid songs. Her bad point is that she can be a little bit overbearing and bossy. But who cares? If you're willing to be friends with someone, you tolerate them. Then you will get to know them more and tada! You form a clique. Some classmates hate her because she's bossy, others hate her because it's a bloody trend. WHAT THE HELL?! Since when did HATING trend? Whenever or whatever, to me, it's just the most stupid reason to hate someone.
I admire Alice because instead of wallowing in self pity, she actually stands up for herself in front of all these sons of bitches.
Action FanFiction
I am currently developing a Hetalia Action fanfiction (hey, that rhymes! :P *trolling*) for the first time featuring the Axis powers with Fem!Japan and the Secret Service police pair England and America. But I'm not too sure if anyone will bother to read a whole damn paragraph about a gunfight. Characters that appear include:
Italy, a really smart guy who appears to act like an adorable idiot.
Germany, the fierce weapon supplier with veiny biceps.
Fem!Japan, daughter of a bomb-making mastermind wanted by half the world.
Spain, foster brother of Fem!Japan, a professional thief who wants to steal the prize of the story.
Fem!Romano, Spain's lover, Italy's sister.
England, SIS agent assigned to Honda's case. (Honda, as in Fem!Japan's dad)
America, SIS trainee assisting England.
Portugal, ex-SIS agent, currently working against her brother Spain as a spy
Basically, it's an action fanfiction full of explosives and kicking ass about a chase for an elderly bombmaker who's gone missing and his super nuclear weapon that he has planted somewhere to vapourize part of the planet. I've had this idea for a long time, but I haven't done much about it because it does require A LOT of research and patience.
I am also currently collaborating a NetherPort Oneshot chain called 'A Rabbit in a Lavender Field' with Korrosive from FF.Net. Apparently, my friend read it before she became a full fan of Hetalia and now she's in love with Netherlands. See the effect? :D
Italy, a really smart guy who appears to act like an adorable idiot.
Germany, the fierce weapon supplier with veiny biceps.
Fem!Japan, daughter of a bomb-making mastermind wanted by half the world.
Spain, foster brother of Fem!Japan, a professional thief who wants to steal the prize of the story.
Fem!Romano, Spain's lover, Italy's sister.
England, SIS agent assigned to Honda's case. (Honda, as in Fem!Japan's dad)
America, SIS trainee assisting England.
Portugal, ex-SIS agent, currently working against her brother Spain as a spy
Basically, it's an action fanfiction full of explosives and kicking ass about a chase for an elderly bombmaker who's gone missing and his super nuclear weapon that he has planted somewhere to vapourize part of the planet. I've had this idea for a long time, but I haven't done much about it because it does require A LOT of research and patience.
I am also currently collaborating a NetherPort Oneshot chain called 'A Rabbit in a Lavender Field' with Korrosive from FF.Net. Apparently, my friend read it before she became a full fan of Hetalia and now she's in love with Netherlands. See the effect? :D
Saturday, 21 July 2012
Toughy Tomboys and Mary Sues
Something I've noticed about Yaoi fangirls is that they will always hate on one of the most annoying-looking girls in anime that oppose their one true pairing just because this Mary Sue is romantically involved with one of the characters in this one true pairing.
For example: In Hetalia, a lot of fangirls tend to hate Seychelles or Liechtenstein because they interfere with the "undying love" between America and England which happens to be the most popular pairing in Hetalia as the anime supports it a lot just because of some freaking dirty storage room that America had to clean by himself.
However, Vietnam who is usually in a pairing with America because of the Vietnam war, does not receive that much negative attention. Why? Because she appears to be the kind of toughy tomboy that every girl wants to be but can't achieve. It's the same for Hungary when a girl ships Prussia and Austria together. They all look like they have killed several men and still look smoking hot which is something that Seychelles/Liechtenstein lack because of the angelic and pretty little girl way they appear.
It's also the same for other anime. Yes, including SHOUNEN aka Naruto, Bleach etc. (Though I would certainly appreciate it if Orihime Inoue from Bleach tries to stop making herself a target)
Honestly, I don't like Seychelles that much either. But she only appeared once in the anime (from World Series), a few times in the manga and I don't think I can ever play Gakuen Hetalia, so I can't judge her from her personality. So yeah, I admit I don't really like her because she interferes with the "undying love" in my OTP. This rant is dedicated to somebody on YouTube who hates Seychelles with burning passion...because her OTP is USUK. (cough cough cough)
For example: In Hetalia, a lot of fangirls tend to hate Seychelles or Liechtenstein because they interfere with the "undying love" between America and England which happens to be the most popular pairing in Hetalia as the anime supports it a lot just because of some freaking dirty storage room that America had to clean by himself.
However, Vietnam who is usually in a pairing with America because of the Vietnam war, does not receive that much negative attention. Why? Because she appears to be the kind of toughy tomboy that every girl wants to be but can't achieve. It's the same for Hungary when a girl ships Prussia and Austria together. They all look like they have killed several men and still look smoking hot which is something that Seychelles/Liechtenstein lack because of the angelic and pretty little girl way they appear.
It's also the same for other anime. Yes, including SHOUNEN aka Naruto, Bleach etc. (Though I would certainly appreciate it if Orihime Inoue from Bleach tries to stop making herself a target)
Honestly, I don't like Seychelles that much either. But she only appeared once in the anime (from World Series), a few times in the manga and I don't think I can ever play Gakuen Hetalia, so I can't judge her from her personality. So yeah, I admit I don't really like her because she interferes with the "undying love" in my OTP. This rant is dedicated to somebody on YouTube who hates Seychelles with burning passion...because her OTP is USUK. (cough cough cough)
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